"F*ck Sky Germany and all they stand for. F*ck you.
For the non-Germans:
we pay a lot per month. And I mean a lot. For just Bundesliga (and CL) AND some random shit no one needs because it's mandatory in their Sky Box Set bullshit. That amps up the price as well. Their online service is the biggest f*ck you to any consumer. You can't watch on separate devices, you can't watch with a browser anymore (because they put loads of unskippable commercials in and people just used adblockers to avoid that) because they just said f*ck it, we do an own app now. With the tech of a, excuse my German usage here because I can't describe it in English, Kaff-Ordnungsamt-Terminreservierungs-Homepage, gebaut vom Informatik Grundkurs der Städtischen Realschule II.
So to sum it up: pay a lot, be forced to watch commercials in the game, before the game, after the game (want to see the team celebrate, hah, f*ck you, here's Oliver Kahn walking down a dark red tube and people behind him cheer for whatever reason, tipico Sportwetten!), we have the Deutsche Vermögensberatung f*ckers presenting the half time analysis which consist of showing the goal once and giving over to Oli and his bookmaker *ssholes again.
Oh did I forget to mention the Sky commercials? Bayern - Paderborn, the game the whole world is watching, a clash between titans, Paderborn leading, game's heating up minute after minute. Quote: "Clash between two football giants, you know what's a clash between titans as well? Game Of Thrones, the new and final season. Little people fighting Dragons like Paderborn is doing right now on the field haha. Now only and exclusive on Sky. For more information check sky.de/gameofthrones. And that's the commentator.
I f*cking despise Sky. For all these f*ckers did with SkyGo. I pay to watch unskippable commercials. I don't care if Jürgen Klopp tells me to invest or buy a f*cking Opel. No one buys a f*cking Opel. He's rich, he couldn't give fewer shits. I don't care about bwin or tipico. I'm already their customer. I don't need Till Schweigers f*cking daughter fucking up his Range Rover door or watch some shit forced commercial by insurance company 82. Just let me f*cking watch Ingolstadt - HSV for gods sake. Oh and if I want to switch to another game, I have to endure 3-4 UNSKIPPEABLE COMMERCIALS AGAIN!
I hope you die in a fire Sky. For all the years you've f*cked over your customers because there wasn't an alternative to you besides streaming on some shady Russian or Mongolian site.
I hope you lose the Bundesliga as well and vanish from the face of TV.
I'm grateful for DAZN. You guys rock. Thank you for providing us with up-to-date service."